Saturday, 5 January 2008

delicious babies


Dear World,

Mathew and I would like to formally announce the names of our forthcoming babies:

1/ Shadowcat Azumi Liontamer McAwesome

2/ Lemony Lucas Zap Thor **** ***** Magee (other names to be announced at time of birth: they are surprises)

3/ Wolverine

4/ 011101000110111101101101 (tom in binary)

5/ Beardy Parrot-Shoulder Silverhook

In addition, John's firstborn:
- Ham Sammich

And Katie's:
-Mildred Margarine Magnetic Chess Sucker Smith

We hope you will look forward to welcoming them into the world as much as we do.

2 comments:

Joe Carpenter said...

They are indeed very cool names. Outstanding, Red Leader! I have decided that if I have a girl she shall be know as JEDI MASTER SO DON’T MESS WITH ME CARPENTER or maybe I will call her LOUISA ANNE CARPENTER. If I have a boy he will be called, WELL HARD B**T**D CARPENTER or maybe I shall call him THOMAS EDWARD CARPENTER. Who knows?

But I very much like the name in binary. I wonder how the priest would find saying that at the Christening. Hmmmmm.....

Mathew said...

I will raise Shadowcat as a ninja and teach her to walk through walls. And if she don't wanna NO FOOD!

I like your ideas Joe though i think JEDI MASTER SO DON'T MESS WITH ME COS I MAKE YODA LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GREEN BITCH WITH A RARE SKIN CONDITION CARPENTER is a little more catchy or you could call her Jade? Its a stone and a name everyone will think she's da bomb.